“Hi, my name is Hiro Nakamura and I have a BIG problem.  It is my birthday soon and my American friends want to know how many candles for my cake.  It might not sound difficult but I can bend space and time.  Space is no problem.  I just move around to different places.  But when I bend time it stops for everyone else but me or I go back in time six months and end up six months older when I get back to where I was.  I’ve been doing this for many years now so I don’t know how old I am or even when my birthday really is!  I hope someone buys me a calculator for my birthday, then I might be able to figure out how old I actually am and when my birthday is!”

Of course, if you haven’t been watching the incredible series ‘Heroes’ then none of the above will make much sense and we apologise for this but we don’t usually expect people not resident in our solar system to be reading our Blog